Post by Stephen on Oct 25, 2006 22:02:51 GMT -5
At long last, I finally understand what our leaders have been saying.
The Muslims in Iraq did not bomb us on 9/11 and they're bad. The Muslims in Saudi Arabia did bomb us on 9/11 and they're good. The Muslims in Iran did not bomb us on 9/11 and they're bad. And we know this because the bad Muslims are Islamofascists and the good Muslims are not Islamofascists. And we know which is which because the president who said that Iraq had nukes - oops, no they didn't - wait a minute, yes they did - tells us so, and he's honest because he's not an Islamofascist, he's a Neofascist.
The Muslims in Indonesia are buying subs capable of launching nukes, but that's okay. The Muslims in Afghanistan don't have nukes but that's not okay. The North Koreans already have nukes but they're not Muslims. The Muslims in India and Pakistan have nukes but they don't matter.
Iraq harbored terrorists and they're bad. The US harbored terrorists (at least 19 of them) but we're good. Afghanistan harbored one really big terrorist but we never found him but if we did it would be good. This terrorist went Pakistan and they're Muslim and they have nukes but they don't matter.
Iraq had a dictatorship that needed removing. China has a dictatorship that doesn't. The Saudis have a dictatorship and its Muslim but they're allies. North Korea has a dictatorship and its not Muslim but they're still bad but they don't need removing.
Iraq's dictator tortured people and that's bad. The US tortures only bad people and that's good. Egypt tortures people and it would be bad but they only torture the bad people we send to them so that's good even though they're all Muslims.
Yup. Its all clear now.
The Muslims in Iraq did not bomb us on 9/11 and they're bad. The Muslims in Saudi Arabia did bomb us on 9/11 and they're good. The Muslims in Iran did not bomb us on 9/11 and they're bad. And we know this because the bad Muslims are Islamofascists and the good Muslims are not Islamofascists. And we know which is which because the president who said that Iraq had nukes - oops, no they didn't - wait a minute, yes they did - tells us so, and he's honest because he's not an Islamofascist, he's a Neofascist.
The Muslims in Indonesia are buying subs capable of launching nukes, but that's okay. The Muslims in Afghanistan don't have nukes but that's not okay. The North Koreans already have nukes but they're not Muslims. The Muslims in India and Pakistan have nukes but they don't matter.
Iraq harbored terrorists and they're bad. The US harbored terrorists (at least 19 of them) but we're good. Afghanistan harbored one really big terrorist but we never found him but if we did it would be good. This terrorist went Pakistan and they're Muslim and they have nukes but they don't matter.
Iraq had a dictatorship that needed removing. China has a dictatorship that doesn't. The Saudis have a dictatorship and its Muslim but they're allies. North Korea has a dictatorship and its not Muslim but they're still bad but they don't need removing.
Iraq's dictator tortured people and that's bad. The US tortures only bad people and that's good. Egypt tortures people and it would be bad but they only torture the bad people we send to them so that's good even though they're all Muslims.
Yup. Its all clear now.